Lost And Found, Without The Box

[upir]

Captain Yupes, Ninja Lord in training, was muchly angered. In fact, "muchly" is a bit of a misnomer because his eyebrows nearly caught ablaze with fury. Which, despite the badass quality that would have, having the hair on your face catch fire could be very painful and unninja-like.

The reason for this explosive rage of dewm? Pants. Captain Yupes could not find his underpants, even though they defied convention by glowing lightly in the dark. And there was a whole lot of dark. 'I might need a damn flashlight,' the masked man thought to himself. He would have said it aloud, but talking to oneself would make you heard by potential assassins. In a ninja village, there was always the possibility that someone wanted to kill you. Friends, family, foes, and even complete strangers might want to kill you for the lulz. Because a village shrouded in possibly-eternal darkness gets pretty boring.

So he quietly strode about his room, seeking the glow of his underpants while wearing a crudely fashioned toga made out of a towel. Black, of course, because everything was that color. For the most part, anyway.
And behold! Lying under a manual of pointy-stick-throwing, the garment glowed its sinister glowy glow. This pleased Captain Yupes muchly, for he could not venture outside without being fully clothed. Even though it was dark, nekkidness was frowned upon. Muchly.

[upir]

Now clothed in pitch-black outer garments, Captain Yupes was ready to begin the day... or night... or whatever it actually was outside. At any rate, the weather was excellent, and this pleased the ninjas to a certain degree. At times, terrible weather was welcomed due to its ability to occasionally increase a ninja's already high stealth skillz.

With a tomato in one hand a pointy stick in the other, Captain Yupes crept forth from his domicile and sought an unsuspecting villager upon which to practice his newest skill of deathly doom. And the doom was indeed deathly, as the deathliness was indeed doomy. Unfortunately, no such noobly ninja filtered into the vision of the Yupes, and he was forced to abandon his poorly-constructed plan.

So instead of doing something like he had planned, Captain Yupes wandered off into the less ninja-ly portion of the ninja village to see what was going on. One ninja in particular caught his eye -- the most epically buff ninja of all time, Nishizakinire The Blacksmith! He made weapons. Sharp weapons, upon which several ninja had poked out their own eyes to. Suddenly overcome with admiration, the young Captain Yupes struck up a conversation with the beastly elder ninja and attempted to learn the secret sacred art of Blacksmithing... which was explained in a few short seconds.